A few weeks ago, I visited my parent’s house to enjoy some dinner and see how they were settling in their new place in the swanky part of Alpharetta, Georgia. I had a good time and I suggest all you reader(s) of BHM to cherish the time you spend with your family.
Anyways, on my way out the door, I was saying my goodbye and I noticed on the ground a very peculiar mushroom. Interestingly, I had a desire to eat it until I realized the gravity of the situation that I present to you in a professional, bulleted-point fashion:
1) It would be gross.
2) It may be poisonous.
3) 2 decades of Nintendo indoctrination has affected my subconcious in ways that I wasn’t aware of.
After I fought off the impulse to eat it and grow to gigantor-size, I luckily had my camera there to document my find.
On my way back home sitting in traffic, I daydreamed “What If…” scenarios on eating the mushroom and jumping my way back home on the tops of the vehicles that sat before me on I-85.
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